Dagnabit, I forgot who I am and I forgot who you are. Aren't we
lovers? Of course we are - NOT! Oups.
Someone said that captains and first officers should not be jumping each
other's bones at every opportunity. Woe is us! Woe is we!
Oooh, I'm so, so jealous of that alien broad with the big hooters and sharp
finger nails! But why am I so jealous? Oh dear ....
Wrestling, wrestling, swimming, swimming and ... Wooh Boy! I had NO idea he
was so HOT!
Where art thou, my captain/first officer? In peril! I shall come to thy rescue
with no thought of the consequences or danger to my own self!
I
love him, I love him and where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow .... I'm not
worthy! I am a lowly Vulcan. And of course, my captain jumps everything in a
skirt. What to do? Wear a skirt?
Pon
Farr, the curse of all Vulcans. And no suitable mate in sight! What's a Vulcan
to do but hump his beloved captain's leg or something similarly interesting
....
Being trapped in a closed space with the object of my intense and overwhelming
desire is particularly stressful and emotionally difficult if I can't hide my
sizeable erection ...
Those gawd-awful aliens are forcing us to have sex - with each other -
*squeak*! - how horrible!
What's a captain and a first officer to do when there are meddling
crew-members who won't take NO for an answer?
Humpfh, you're mean, and I'm hurt. I'm stealing a shuttlecraft so I can run
away and sulk!
A
nasty father-in-law like Sarek can be a pain in the Vulcan you-know-what!
Everyone's bought a clue, except the objects in question. McCoy's surprise is
suspiciously absent upon revelation of the lovers' new status.
Huge amounts of credits/money or whatever change hands as the crew of the
Enterprise bet on how, when and where their captain and first officer will
make it official.
Oups, we got married The Vulcan Way, the first time we had sex? How'd that
happen??
What is sex? Is it edible? Clueless Vulcans are a lovely temptation for a
sex-driven captain.
Alien sexual equipment with double ridges ... fascinating!
Who
locked me in the captain's/first officer's wardrobe/bathroom/whatever and how
did I end up hearing him do the nasty all alone in his bed? And whose name did
he gasp when he came?
Oh
my, stars in the sky! Sex is perfect the first time around! Who'd'a thunk?
Good grief, but Vulcans are hung like horses!
I
lay dying, and all I need is my love. Doctors be damned!
Rape, violence and death. All that's needed to fix it all is the sensual touch of my beloved.
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The Necessary EVIL Stuff, aka "The Rules"
The challenge begins July 1, 2005.
You don't have to join the KSOF list to participate. Se below if you wish to join however.
You may choose which scenario to write for, OR you may ask me to give you one.
Stories need to be at least 5 pages long in Times New Roman 12 pt. No upper limit.
R or NC17 rating.
Usual warnings apply - such as deathfic, excessive violence or other potential squicks.
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Submit in TEXT format ONLY.
Send stories to: kira at kardasi dot com.
Specify that the story is for the KSOF-Autumn challenge in the subject header!
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If you wish to submit poetry or filks, you're more than welcome to do so, as well. Those are not eligible for the award however.
Stories will be posted in Side By Side, Special Edition #7, which goes online on November 1, 2005.
The deadline for said Special Edition is October 28, 2005. No extensions.
Submissions are to remain exclusive to the SBS SE#7 until December 28, 2005.
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