Midnight Swim
by Jun Lee  alt email: Jun Lee

SERIES : DS9
SUMMARY :  Major Kira sneaks on Gul Dukat who's skinny dipping
TIMELINE : The Second Occupation of Bajor
DISCLAIMER : Paramount owns the Universe of Star Trek. 
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm just writing this story in response to  Laura's idea of an UST scene involving Kira catching Dukat swimming naked.  No money was generated from this but a feeling of satisfaction.
ARCHIVING : Scaly Tales, what ever. H and S, Just give credit where it's due.

Kira crawled forward slowly.  Years of sneaking up behind unsuspecting Cardassians had made this second nature.   Breathe in, breathe out, she timed herself constantly.  Her hands checked the ground in front of her for any dry leaves and stalks.

Although it was near midnight on Bajor, a full moon shone brightly. Any mistake and he would see her.  Cardassians were supposed to have very sharp eyesight, even in the dark.  She moved forward slowly, ignoring the cramp in her muscles.  Experience had taught her that sudden, quick movements could attract attention but if she moved very slowly, he might not be able to detect her movements at all.

During the Occupation, Kira had quietly and efficiently disposed of countless Cardassian soldiers who had gone for a  short swim.  Often, they were naked while she killed them and the sight of their bodies disgusted her.

But for some reason, she found it hard to concentrate on her task with that....Cardassian, frolicking naked  in the lake, less than 10 feet in front of her.  'Calm down, Kira,'she reminded herself  'You've done this many times before'.

Dukat rose out of the water, arching his back.  He raised both hands to push the hair out of his eyes.  Every movement was slow and deliberate, as if he had all the time in the world.

To Kira's horror and disgust, she found herself actually admiring the sight of Dukat's well sculptured body.  He still was in good shape, the outline of his rectus abdominis clearly marked, his narrow waist and huge pectorals...

In contrast, Edon who was approaching middle age, was starting to grow a second stomach.   She had constantly reminded him to go on a diet but Edon seemed unable to control his constant cravings for jumja sticks and rich hasperat. She had given him a tongue lashing once after she caught him stealing her jumja sticks .           

(" Prophets, Edon, you should have been a restaurant owner, not the First Minister!")

Then Dukat dived again.  Kira saw her chance and ran towards the lake.  She hoped Dukat was learning to hold his breath underwater and would not come up for at least another minute.  The Prophets smiled on her and in less than 3 seconds, she reached her target.  She scooped up Dukat's clothes and communicator, and made for the bushes.

She thought gleefully,  'Now I got you, Dukat.  You've teased and humiliated me publicly so many times and now it's my turn.'  In her mind, she imagined the morning headlines in Bajor's  "Legate Dukat Caught Skinny Dipping".  She suppressed an urge to laugh at a vision of Dukat clad only in a towel made from leaves, trying desperately to get away from the Bajoran and Cardassian tabloid. The Dominion will wonder if they've picked the correct figurehead if they saw this.

She peered out from her hiding place again.  Much to her surprise, she saw Dukat putting on clothes.  She could have sworn she took everything, even the underwear.

Then she saw Damar step out from the bushes near Dukat.  He was only clad in a small towel and he looked as if he was ready to kill someone.

Damar growled," When I catch whoever who stole my clothes, I'll, I'll....Gnnnarrrh!"  He stopped the towel from slipping down, just in time.

"Damar, you should feel flattered,"Dukat grinned,"I hear that it's the local custom here for a girl to take the clothes of a man she admires. For that,    I should give you more credit. I never knew you had a way with the girls.

We can find out who your secret admirer is, easily.  Those clothes just came out of the Dominion replicator and they're still covered with dantino particles.  Harmless but leaves a strong residue signal on whoever is snuggling into your clothing now."

Damar just snorted but  look pleased with himself.

In her hiding place, Kira already had fainted.

NB  There's no such thing as dantino particles in Star Trek.  Something I thought of.

Something silly I thought about after I saw a Levi's ad last night.Two>girls steal the heans of a hunk who's skinny dipping.  To their surprise, he comes out of the water wearing jeans.  Much to their horror, they see anelderly gentle man in the waters nearby, looking around for his jeans. Seems that they've taken the wrong one.

Jun Lee

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