Damar, break it down.
Check the bass line out. Uh-huh uh-huh.
<snap> Kick it.

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life for me
It's a prefect life for me
Like a peacock, strut and shout
D'ya know what I'm talkin' bout?
It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

Standin' in the docking ring
Lookin' around
I see how nothin' ever stays the same
Ah, what's that?
It's a fly girl in the skank high heels
I gotta find out if she's real, yo!
What's the deal?
She looks familiar somehow
I guess not
When she give me the eye
I go hot all over
I can't get over this chick
Gotta find out her name quick
<snap> We could kick

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life for me
It can be yours easily
Take a chance girl, you can't lose
'Cuz I'll fuck anything that moves
It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

She's quick with a phrase
Yo, sharp as a knife
Uh-huh
I can't git with this chick to save my life
Uh-huh
A little matter I wanna call to your attention
What's wrong if I ask for a little affection
From you

KIRA:

Are you coked?
Git outta my face, boy!

DUKAT:

Rather than that
I wanna be your little love toy

KIRA:

Get bent!
Thanks to you and your kind
I lived hand to mouth with a gun in my grip
From the time I was five
What kinda life is that for a child?

DUKAT:

Dunno, but your mama didn't seem to mind

KIRA:

My mama was also deaf and blind!
Uh-huh
We packed you up and sent you home
Uh-huh
The glory days are up and gone <snap>
Ya hear that?

CHORUS:

It was a prefect life for you
But it don't take much to lose
Used to have a phat job and cash
Now you're nothin' but spoonhead trash
It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

All right, Nerys! That was uncalled for.

KIRA:

What?

DUKAT:

That 'spoonhead trash' remark? I was expecting you to conduct yourself with a little more decorum.

KIRA:

Decorum? <snorts with laughter> Listen to this, Damar. He comes off like mack daddy extraordinaire and then says I need lessons in decorum.

Ha!

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

Hey, it's not as if I haven't made every attempt to compromise! Didn't I say that if we could live together on a trial basis, I would learn to put the toilet seat down-

KIRA:

Oh God!

DUKAT:

It's a start, isn't it?

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

Will you women stop singing? I'm trying to have a conversation!

KIRA:

Don't you dare hassle them! You've wrecked enough Bajorans for one lifetime, I think.

DUKAT:

<groans> Here we go! Don't you ever get tired of beating that dead horse?

KIRA:

Oh, I don't have to stay here and listen to this! <door slams>

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life

DUKAT:

Fantastic. This is just phenomenal! I'm outta here.

DAMAR:

What about the song?

DUKAT:

I don't care! Get Garak to finish it. <door slams>

CHORUS:

It's a prefect life

DAMAR:

<sighs> I really liked it when the Order ran this label.
Okay ladies, that's a wrap!

CHORUS: