The Valentine Challenge for Harry and Snape

The challenge this time around is:
1) Write a story that starts with a specific first line - given
to you by the listmom, Kira. List of first line challenges below.
2) Include Valentine's day, somehow.
3) The story may be any length, and any rating. ^

IMPORTANT NOTE
No New Members to the HP/SS accepted after November 25, 2003!
(The Slash Advent Calendar will be in full effect by then, and I can't run both!)
This means - if you want to be part of this you have to join before November 25: no exceptions.

One of the first lines below will be dealt to you for the Fourth Wave of the Harry/Snape Fuh-Q-Fest "From Dusk til Dawn". You may not choose. If you've got a good first line - send it to the list. I'm not giving credit to anyone for the first lines however...

You can submit sexy lines, plot-encouraging lines, outrageous lines or serious ones.

Your name will appear next to the first line you've been assigned once you join the list. Here is where you do that...

I would also appreciate some art for the fics submitted, so if you're in the mood, don't hesitate to include photomanipulations, drawings or other art for the stories...

Many more challenge lines are needed before we can get started, so start thinking ...

"Professor Snape always looks like he's got a cucumber up his ass," Ron said irritably. *Vay*	"Dumbledore is dead!" *Loopy Loo*	Snape looked at him in a way that Harry couldn't really decipher, but it made a tingle run down his spine. *Tabitha*	"Old enough for what exactly, mr Potter?" *Harmony Marguerite*	"You're challenging me for a duel in magic?" Snape asked incredulously. *Rae*
"That infuriating child is missing - again," Snape hissed. *Zena*	"You're what?" Snape said and his face turned white. *Trismegistus*	I've never seen anything so sexy in my entire life, Harry thought. *Linelen*	Gay, he was gay? *Taran #3*	"Lord Voldemort has kidnapped, Snape, Harry, and you're the only one who can save him." *Margiejok*
"I'd rather live with that greasy git Snape than the Dursley's any longer" Harry murmured to his friends after they asked him how his summer was. *Isidore*	"Oh my, isn't he a sexy thing" Snape thought to himself his eyes widening in horror as he realized what he'd just thought. *Bleudiablo*	It was cold in the dungeons as they started to brew their potions for the class but Harry was focused only on Snape for some reason. *Liz Camp*	Snape looked as foul as ever when the students entered the great hall, but one person noticed he seemed slightly different from how he normally looked. *Aucta Sinistra*	"You want me to do what with whom?" Snape nearly yelled at his mentor. *Tzipporah*
"What do you mean I'm his mate?" Harry said in a state of unrealized horror. *Arwen Undomiel*	Once upon a time there was a boy, a boy with a terrible scar on his forehead. *Lady Ash*	He looked on in horror, during this vision, as his most hated teacher was tortured, something about the way Harry felt about Snape changed in that instant. *-K-*	He walked slowly around the lake not noticing where he was going until it was too late and he bumped into a fairly solid object, landing flat on his butt. *Jade*	When it all came down to it, he was lonely. *Ser-Desa*
It isn't an orgy if everyone fits on the bed *FyresDestiny*	"In order to give me pleasure you have to touch me" *Amorette*	"Professor Snape, I need to know how you really feel about me." *Proserpina*	"At least someone I know is having a good time." *Golden Paw*	"But, he needs you," she said and stopped me in my tracks. *Kedd*
To go further with this experiment was to run a great and most unwise risk. *Taran*	"You will not ask questions," he said coldly, "everything will be arranged according to my will, that is all you need to know." *Hold Your Spin*	"Why do you look at me these days as if you don't recognize me?" *Legacy Lady*	"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity." *Ruhgozler*	None of us can choose where we will love. Ladybee
"You can't be serious, Headmaster!" Harry exclaimed in utter horror. *Lady Metheglyn*	"I need to put what where?" *Dragons-daughter*	It all started with a glare, and a comment about his fame, how could it have ever come to this in the end? *Medea Nevermore*	"Harry, I need to tell you something you may not like, you see.. well, Severus why don't you tell him." *Taran*	"Harry, Severus needs a blood transfusion and you're the only one in the whole castle that has his blood type, will you help?" *Lydia Lovestruck*
"What we have here is failure to communicate." MeLi	Between love and hate - worlds collide. Spook	"Is this wand yours?" *Parseltongue*	"Did you say Polyjuice potion?" Midnight magic312	Harry Potter, you sexy beast, where have you been all my life? *Seraphina*
After five long years of Quidditch and six years after the defeat of the nastiest Dark Lord ever, Harry Potter was back at Hogwarts. *Katernin*	"100 points from Gryffindor -Potter, you idiot!" *nicole_snape21*	dream sequence Fingers ghosted along his body stopping every so often to pinch lightly and tweak. *Serenity*	"Do you know, Potter" Severus had veins popping out of his neck and forehead, "what you just did to the both of us with that little stunt?" *Larien Bright*	"Why do I feel like you're hitting on me, Professor Snape?" Harry said. *Couer*
He felt as though he was all alone in the world, so who could he turn to for help? *Diana Williams*	The man was tall and blond. *Tiffany*	Harry closed his eyes and leaned his head back. *The Red Dragon's Order*	Hogwarts was swarming with warriors, and Harry had been abducted. *Raine*	Harry was old now and he looked out at the school that had been his home for almost as long as he could remember. *Lily*
Harry woke with a start. *Goldgoat93*	He was born on the Winter Solstice. *Black Dragon Queen*	"Love is a joke, Mr. Potter, and this time the joke is on you." *Carawen Javolia*	"What possessed you to do something so utterly foolish?" *Snapetoy*	"Blue robes, Mr. Potter?" *Dementor Delta*
When Harry fell off his broom from such a height, Snape's heart nearly stopped in his chest. *Corgi (#2)*	"You will never be able to play Quidditch again, Potter." *Mythic Harmony*	"You're fired, Professor Snape," said Harry Potter, the new Headmaster of Hogwarts. *Amarova*	"All that I am, all that I was and all that I ever will be is yours, Harry." *Manic*	"That potion is extremely poisonous, and I know of no antidote, Mr. Potter, but I suspect you already knew that." *Sherdelune*
"Put something over your ears, people, it's getting ready to scream." *Abbey Road*	"There is a new ghost here at Hogwarts, and I think it is Harry Potter," said Dumbledore. *Sacara*	"The doors to the dungeons won't open, and Snape is trapped in there." *Snoopynette*	"So, Mr. Potter, how do you suggest we get out of this mess you put us in?" *Destiny A. Rosewind*	"We're trapped, and it figures you'd be the one trapped with me, Professor Snape," said Harry and sank to the floor defeatedly. *Chienne Blackheart*
"I'm blind, I'm blind, I can't see!" *Buttermilk Waffle*	"What is your hand doing on my thigh, Mr. Potter?" said Snape, loudly enough to make all heads in the Great Hall turn toward them. *Bluehex*	"Care to dance, Mr. Potter?" Snape asked. makesme wannadie	"I love him, Hagrid, and I don't know what to do." *Silence Haunted*	"You're in love with Snape?" Ron shrieked and sounded just like a girl. *Zoerayne*
"You could treat him with some respect," Hermione said sourly. "After all, he is in love with you." *Lilac Shade*	"I love you, Harry," Hermione said, and Harry's heart froze. *Venivincere*	"Was that really necessary, Potter? Contrary to popular belief, I'm not dense." *Starkindler*	The lips against his were softer than he'd expected and Snape's hair wasn't all that greasy, and he enjoyed it - so what would the bastard do now that Harry had kissed him, just like that? *Syrenslure*	"I dare you to tell Snape how you really feel about him - in class!" Ron said mischievously. *Bridget McKennit*
"So this is my last day at Hogwarts, huh?" Harry muttered to himself. *Golden Paw #2*	He ran faster than he ever had in his life, and still the steps seemed to gain on him. *ntamara*	"Roses, Potter? How original," Snape muttered. *AtieJen*	"He's so ugly, I couldn't kiss him if my life depended on it," Harry said, and his gut clenched at the lie. Winged Lover27	"Your nose is in the way, Severus." *Llama*
"Harry Potter is getting married this weekend - to Severus Snape." *Mecca*	"Snape did what?" *Raine #2*	"Oh yes, harder, Harry, harder!" Snape cried, and Harry slid into the shadows, his heart beating wildly. *Padxfoot*	"I caught him masturbating," Snape said. "And now I cannot stop thinking about it." *Taran #5*	"A buttplug?" *Taran #4*
"You've never tied me up before - wanna try?" *Corgi*	"Whips and chains, Potter? I never really thought that was your thing." *Star Swathi*	"You'll do as I say, Severus," Harry said, his voice filled with menace. *Garnet*	"Impotent, Potter?" said Poppy. "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do, you'll have to talk to Professor Snape." *Scarlet Carly*	"Pregnant?" *LinW*
"The child isn't mine, Severus, - I never slept with her!" *Els-chan*	Dumbledore was gone and, Snape was Headmaster at Hogwarts, and the first thing he would do was hire Potter in some capacity. *Stazra*	I miss him, Snape realized and felt all blood leave his head, I actually miss Potter. *Dani*	"Cooperate with Harry Potter. Albus, you must be joking!" *Libby*	"We're literally stuck together Potter, so I suggest we make the best of a bad situation." *Dehkla*
A deserted island, alone with Harry Potter - the Gods must truly hate him. *Aurora*	The Muggle world is quite interesting, Severus realized, and then laid his eyes on a familiar face - Harry Potter. *Brigantia*	All magic was gone from his life, and Severus saw no reason to live. *Geebes*	Harry had never seen Severus Snape like that, wearing tight, faded jeans, with clean hair and a wide smile on his lips - what had happened? *tir-synni*	"You will come to me when I call for you," Lord Voldemort said, and Harry nodded mutely - he would, gladly. *Ociwen*
"Mi casa, es su casa," Snape said and left Harry standing in the guest bedroom. *Little Rat*	"I am afraid Draco has his eye on you, Potter, and he will not relent unless you are already taken - do you have a candidate in mind?" Snape said curiously. *Downdilly*	"You will help me with this, Draco Malfoy, or I will tell the world the truth about you," Snape hissed. *Minnie*	"You can't teach an old dog new tricks," Snape sighed. *xena_2001de*	"Black and Lupin would never accept this, Harry," Snape insisted. *Alive and Dangerous*
Ron: "OH MY GOD! Did he know it was you, Harry?" *Blood Phoenix*	"You are right, I don't like you. But this dosen't mean I don't want to fuck you through the mattress!" *Gibbons*	"Ohhh! This is tight. Are you sure you have prepared everything properly according to directions?" *Calia Dragon*	Snape had decided to make the students stop calling him "The Greasy Git" once and for all... *Juxian Tang*	And Harry arrived in Snape's fireplace, the last destination he had expected - or wanted. *Vash the Dork*
"You're a dirty, dirty perv, Harry," Ron said, "and one day you're gonna get caught." *Queen Antigone*	I always knew the invisibility cloak would come in handy. *Scorpio*	"Has the Ministry authorized the use of this potion?" *Daegalad*	He wished he had a camera in-hand to capture this moment. *La Mort*	Harry entered the kitchens quietly, and the sight before him was truly unexpected *Kateri*
Screw the best of times, it definitely was the worst of times. *Draegyn*	Snape had a big nose and elegant hands, so naturally Harry had to know exactly what he was hiding under his robes. *Aniron*	Snape was going insane, all he could think about was, Harry, in a white dress, and walking down the aisle towards him. *Blood Phoenix #2*	"Is it me, or is something fishy going on here?"	"Harry, why are you wandering around after curfew... naked?"
It was only a matter of time before someone slipped in the puddle of goo spilt on the floor, unfortunately for Harry it was Snape. *argentine*	"'You're on top, you're always on top, I want to be on top for once!" *Monkeyhead*	Snape stared at the baggage surrounding the boy before him in bewilderment as Harry announced in a firm, no argument tone: "I'm moving in, outta the way." *Deepforestowl*	"Neville! Don't add that to the potion!" *Fyres Destiny #2*	"Detention! Detention! DETENTION! And another detention just for good measure!" *Padxfoot*
If Mondays could be taken out and shot, Harry would do it himself. *Wolfsun*	"Fuck Cupid, just hand over the candy and no one gets hurt." *Gwennie*	"'Happily Ever After' is such a load of crap." *Trismigestus #3*	Valentine was Snape's favorite time of year.	"MEN!" Harry threw up his hands in frustration. *Trismigestus #2*
"Down here, you twit!" Harry looked down at his feet and there was his professor, barely ten centimeters tall.	Snape listened carefully to what Harry and his friends were talking about - the spell he had found was bloody brilliant! *Diana Williams #2*	"You're going to protect me, Potter? Allow me to laugh!"- but Snape didn't look as though he thought it was funny at all. *Larien Bright #2*	"Now, why in the name of Merlin did you make me drink a love-draught, mr Potter?" Syrenslure	"Dumbledore said we have to spend time together over Christmas," Harry sneered. "He claims our ... testiness... is bad for the staff."
"Potter...why is your owl staring at me?" *Silver Elf*	Harry Potter was dead, and Snape couldn't care less.	"I don't want to be my father!"	"James Potter was a vicious, spiteful, brainless coward of a bully, and I'm glad he's dead."	Harry stared at the jars in Snape's office; some of them were staring back.
"If I can't have Harry, no one else will have him either!"	"Mr. Malfoy, kindly get your hands off what rightfully belongs to me - that includes the young Mr. Potter that you are currently groping."	"Oh, fuck me, Professor!"