NOTE Some challenges may contain spoilers for second season episodes!

Challenges
Plotbunnies in need of adoption
(Name of challenger in paranthesis)
Nearly everybody in the fandom seems to have a set idea, Lex = expierienced dude, been with men and women many times over, Clark = Supervirgin, Lex is his first male-crush. I wanna see a fic where Lex finds out that Clark has experimented before him (Can even just be kissing). Maybe with Whitney? Or one of the Krypto-Muties? Before or *after* they went evil. (Alexin)
A reunion, any type; high school, college, family. (Alexin)
Clark's not sure why the 'pheromone kiss' didn't work on him is it because of his invunerablity or some thing else? Maybe women aren't what does it for him. (AnaRae)
Lex and Clark are already a couple when the Desiree thing happens. What happens, how do things happen differently, do they make up? (AnaRae)
Two words: Hammock sex (Lady Angel)
Clark shows up at Lex's house wearing a tunic and hose, gives Lex a poet shirt, and they go to the Renaissance Festival in costume. Lex fences to defend Clark's honor from someone eating a turkey leg. (MidKnight)
Lex sings in the shower and Clark hears him singing this song: Hedgehog Tell me what happens next. (MidKnight)
Lex dies. Clark mourns. Lex comes back. Clark has a new invisible friend/lover. (MidKnight)
Lex, Clark, Airplane. Debauchery. (Angela)
Lex wants to know if Clark is interested in him "that way" so Lex pretends to have a relationship with a hot new bimbo. Clark gets jealous. Clark finally gets on the clue bus. Extra points for Clark throwing a major scene at the Talon :-) (Lillian)
      Clark watches (via x-ray vision) Lex having sex with Victoria and he comes with Clark's name on his lips. What does Clark do?
      The story would be a sequel to this one. Jumping the Moon by Redheaded Firecracker (Treacy Purple Sage)
      (Stories written in response to this challenge should be credited as sequels to Jumping the Moon by Redheaded Firecracker!)
Lex and Clark are discussing cars. Lots of unintentional innuendo ensues. (Angela)
Lex gets a pair of wings done in tribal style tattooed on his back. When he shows them to Clark the teen suddenly finds them rather 'nummy' looking and precedes to lick them. (MidKnight)
Lex and Clark meet in a chatroom, a gay chatroom. Bonus points for cybersex. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Clark and Lex are running away from someone or something. They hide, and get locked up in a very small closet. What happens? (kira-nerys)
Clark gets involved in a school play, preferably behind the scenes or perhaps public mural project and gets Lex involved in some way. (Mary)
Clark's parents have to go away for a week for some reason, and they ask Lex to look out for Clark during that time. Lex helps out on the farm. Why? (kira-nerys)
Romeo and Juliet has nothing on Lex and Clark, and neither does Romeo's and Juliet's parents against Lionel Luthor and Jonathan Kent... (Scarlet)
Lex shows up at the farm while Clark is doing his chores. Go into detail what that entails. Milking cows, feeding the cows and chickens. What other animals do they have on the farm? Cat, dog etc. (Challenge inspired by conversation on the ClarkLex list - kira-nerys)
What if Clark wanders into Lex's house during one of Lex's parties and gets roped into a game of black jack, except they are betting either clothing or favors. Much fun ensues. (MidKnight)
Either Clark or Lex looses a bet to the other and winds up as the other's 'slave' for a week, collar and all. During the week of slavedom a relationship evolves. (MidKnight)
Lex is attacked in Metropolis and becomes a vampire. It turns out that supernatural fangs can break Clark's skin and much sex and blood play ensue. (MidKnight)
Clark. Lex. Strip twister. 'Nuff said. (MidKnight)
Lex, for some reason, loses all his money. Clark helps. What happens? (kira-nerys)
Lex comes on to Clark. Clark refuses to admit that he wants Lex too. It puts a strain on their friendship. How do they solve it? (kira-nerys)
Lex refuses Clark even though it's killing him, because he doesn't want jail-time for having sex with a minor. They wait for Clark to turn eighteen. (kira-nerys)
Lex thinks he raped Clark (kira-nerys)
Lex is kidnapped. (kira-nerys)
Lex wants Clark to choose between him and Lana (or Chloe). (kira-nerys)
Write a story called "Sex, Lex and Videotape" (Scarlet)
Clark/Lex moments from Martha's POV (Henry Jones Jr)
Clark is alien, right, so he's got very alien physiology. So... Clark gets pregnant with Lex's baby. It kind of forces him to tell Lex the truth about himself, and his parents about his relationship with Lex ...  (kira-nerys)
A disaster strikes the Kent family when Jonathan is killed in an accident. Lex offers comfort and love to both Clark and Martha and becomes an integral part of their lives where he eventually finds love, happiness and acceptance as Clark's "husband". A must for the fic Clark and Lex making love for the first time in an out of door setting i.e. cornfield whatever. (Lillian)
Lionel blackmails Smallville into selling him a virgin. Lex reacts. (Marag)
Remember the whole scare crow thing from the pilot? Clark LIKED it. What, you may ask? Being semi-naked in front of a group of men? The humiliation? Lex finding him nearly naked in a corn field? Being restrained? Whatever... it's just been bothering him deep down and he has to confess to Lex, who of course, gets to "help". (Creed Cascade)
X-Over challenge (Cruel Intentions): Sebastian and Kathryn are reknowned for their set ups and revenge, what if they had known Lex and wanted to get their own back and he and Clark get caught in the crossfire. Bonus points for including Blane Tuttle. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex's birthday is coming up. Clark really wants to get him something ultra-special, but what do you get for someone who can buy himself a small island if he wanted to? (No, I don't think Clark decides to give Lex his body <G>) (Kira-nerys)
AU. Lionel sends Lex to a mental institution for some reason (possibly to hide his embarassment of a son) and whilst there Lex meets Clark. Clark is there either because they think he is delusional because he says he's an alien or because he can hear voices (superhearing) or you could come up with your own if these don't suit.  A relationship ensues in the most unlikely of places. Bonus points if Lex makes reference  to either "Girl, Interupted." or "KPax". (Jezebel the Temptress)
Pete decides to corner Clark (sexually). Clark runs like the wind... right to Lex. (Creed Cascade)
What if Lionel died in the tornado and Lex had to choose between the business empire in Metropolis and Clark in Smallville. (Jezebel the Temptress)
The boys get their palms read and can hear the gypsy give the other one's future. (Kerri)
During the renovations to the castle after the tornado, the Kents agree that Lex can stay with them. (Kerri)
The boys go out for ice cream and Clark gets some naughty ideas when he sees the way Lex devours the treat. (Kerri)
A substitute teacher comes on to Clark, so Lex gets her fired. (Kerri)
Clark and Lex make love for the first time, however, the "mating" triggers Clark's "alien" tendencies. What are they and how do Lex and Clark solve the problems that arise from Clark's newly emerged kryptonian behaviors? (Lillian)
Lex and Clark have a food fight. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex is a rentboy or stripper. He doesn't need the money but he likes the sex. Clark somehow finds out and doesn't find the thought as revolting as he had first thought. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Rewrite Shimmer where instead of Amy it is Clark that Jeff defends, because Lex doesn't pay him enough attention. You can write it AU as if Clark were adopted by the Palmers if you like, but it's not essential as there is a lot of AU stuff already. (Jezebel the Temptress)
What if Jimmy Olsen is Julian? (hergerbabe)
What if the reason Jon hates Lionel so much is because he's Martha's ex (or he forced/raped Martha) and the reason she couldn't have kids is because he forced her to have an abortion when she fell pregnant and something went wrong. (hergerbabe)
For some reason Lex thinks Clark is only after his money and Clark has to try and persuade him otherwise. Clark is very persuasive ;)(Jezebel the Temptress)
Clark and Lex are arguing over something the other did or said. The arguing becomes extremely violent word wise, not physically. One of them gets right up into the other's face and suddenly they end up kissing. This has to be a first time, the kissing and very soon after sex has to be rough, quick and nasty. Think clothes flying, biting, bruising and what not. Or for you trekkies out there, think of it like Klingons having sex. (Christine)
What if Clark makes an offhand comment and finds out that Lex has never had a sleepover, due to boarding school or Lionel durring his childhood, and invites him to sleep in the barn one night? Sleeping bags, male bonding, truth or dare, sex, ect. (MidKnight)
Considering Lex's age I'm guessing he might have been a fan of He-Man and She-Ra. Considering Cartoon Network just released a newer (and very pretty version) of He-Man I think Lex might get the urge to enlighten Clark as to the joys of the show. Heckling is allowed. ^_^ (MidKnight)
A very innocent Clark accepts a purely platonic invitation to come stay in Metropolis with Lex at the penthouse. The teen sees two men making out in the next booth over at a restaurant and suddenly he's got a whole new idea on how he and Lex can keep themselves entertained at the penthouse. (MidKnight)
Clark and Jonathan fight over Lex. When Clark says he loves Lex, Jonathan forbids his son to see him. So Clark runs away... to Lex. Bonus if the fight's before Clexity! (MeLi)
Lex and Clark have been married for several years when someone leaves a baby girl on their doorstep. Clark wants to adopt her but Lex is hesitant. Why is Lex hesitant and how does Clark bring him around? (Lillian)
Lex has to sing "Like a Virgin" to Clark, with ppl around. The why and where are up to you. (Cassiopeia)
Challenge: Lex and Clark have a row, then they make up. Make up sex ensues... (Jezebel the Temptress)
Clark finds a picture of himself on Lex's desk. It's obviously not just a "picture of a friend". (kira-nerys)
Clark is looking for a job that actually pays, a jealous Lex doesn't want him working at the Talon with Lana so he offers him a job (either at the castle or the plant). Established relationship or first time is up to you. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex is tired of Clark's overexhuberance so he decides to restrain him. (Jezebel the Temptress)
The story of Clark and Lex from the point of view of Chloe Sullivan, intrepid reporter. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex takes Clark to a play or musical. What show they see is entirely up to you. Bonus brownie points if they go to a big city known for theater. (IE: NYC or London) (Kitura)
Lex tells Clark he loves him on the day that Clark is due to marry someone else... (Jezebel the Temptress)
Chloe decides to corner Clark (sexually). Clark runs like the wind... right to Lex. (Creed Cascade)
Whitney decides to corner Clark (sexually). Clark runs like the wind... right to Lex. (Creed Cascade)
Clark gives up on football and decides to play baseball instead. Lex, being an expert at everything (or at least able to learn the basics in a hurry!), gives Clark private lessons on the proper way to grip the balls and swing the bat. (C.Roxane)
Pete gets a clue. He's the one who brings Lex and Clark together. (Lady Angel)
The joke war: Start it out between Clark and another character (not Lex), but Lex is caught in the crossfire and demands, ahem, satisfaction. (Lady Angel)
Have Lex strip for Clark. (kira-nerys)
Lex is pressing Clark for his 'secret', because Lex knows Clark is lying about something.  Clark wants to tell him, but his parents definitely do not want him to tell Lex.  Caught in the crossfire, Clark packs his bags and runs away. (Mary)
Lex takes Clark to the most magical place on earth -- the stock exchange. (Henry Jones Jr)
AU - Clark is a 'normal' farmboy/highschool teen by day and a prostitute/call guy by night. Lex finds out. (Christine)
Somehow, Clark finds a way to get his tongue pierced. He goes to visit Lex as usual and Lex catches a glimpse of it. Fun had by all. (Christine)
Include the following sentence, 'Lex, why is there a face shaped dent on your desk?' Clark asked, eyes wide with worry. (Christine)
Clark and Lex first time. Lex's reaction to seeing Clark naked and Clark's reaction to seeing Lex naked. Especially since Clark is an alien. (Christine)
Write a fic for Tracy Bonham's "Mother, Mother" and/or System of a Down's "Chop Suey!". Bonus if you use both! (Kitura)
Lex is missing. While trying to find out what's happened to him, Clark finds clues, leading to a house, clearly designed for Lex and ... himself, but where's Lex? (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark have a kid (boy or girl) and they're about 7 or 8 and ask about sex. It would be funnier with a girl, buuuuuuut... (Cassiopeia)
What if Clark wanted to be a labrat, so that he could determine exactly what his capabilities and limitations are. He can't do it alone and wouldn't subject his parents to something like that, so he goes to Lex for help. (Elizabeth)
Clark and Lex are not together. Lex has to sing Kareoke in front of many ppl. Bonus points if you can make it some stupid boy band song about how much he wants Clark. (Cassiopeia)
Clark and Lex in a three way. Who suggests it? How does it come about, and what about jealousy? Also, it would be great as a crossover. (Treacy Purple Sage)
Clark is alien. Clark emits pheromones uncontrollably when he gets excited. Lex excites him. It gets kind of problematic at times.... (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex are kidnapped. The kidnappers force them to have sex. Either that or die. (kira-nerys)
Lex spots Clark in a gay bar. What happens? (kira-nerys)
Lex overhears a conversation between Clark and Chloe and finds out Clark's got a crush on him (kira-nerys)
Clark borrows a video from Lex, but it's not the movie he thought it would be. It's got Lex having sex with a guy. (kira-nerys)
Write a horrible first time story for Lex and Clark where almost everything goes wrong. No lube, wilting erections, they get hot, cold, faint or something itches or they are too nervous to get anything right Etc etc.... (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark are in an established relationship, but Lex is getting nervous about this strong commitment. He's unfaithful. How does Clark react? (kira-nerys)
Try and write a Smallville musical ep. Possible scenes - besides the obvious Clark/Lex revelation scene. Lana/Whitney - song in which Whitney tells Lana he's leaving and joining the army Chloe/Pete revelation scene. Lionel/Lex fight scene Jonathon/Martha/Clark - 'Mum, Dad, I'm gay' scene (Beloved Plank)
Lex and Clark discussing the meaning of friendship, love, and everything in between, this leads to them redefining their relationship.  Bonus points if Lex describes to Clark the different types of greek love (agape etc). (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex gets drunk, beds Clark, then can't remember anything the next day. (kira-nerys)
Lana finds out that Lex and Clark are in love, and does everything she can think of to split them up. (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark are going out of town. Lex is driving. Lex refuses to ask for directions and, of course, they end up hopelessly lost. How do they find their way back? How do they manage a romantic pitstop in one of Lex's sporty (but small) foreign cars? (Lillian)
Lex's drunk and had a fight with Lionel. It gets to be too much. He wants and he needs, and shows up at Clark's doorstep. (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark take a weekend. Where do they go? What do they do? Why do they go there in the first place? Bonus if they go to a small town. :-) (Kitura)
"Write some really NIFTY pillow talk between Clark and Lex after their first time having sex ... with each other..." If you want to include the preceeding sex or not is entirely up to you. (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark have been together for a while, and when they can't be there physically, they have phone sex. Either Martha or Jonathan pick up the phone at the beginning of one of these session. They have to listen for at least a little while, but do not make their presence known.What happens next. Bonus if you have both Ma and Pa involved. (Treacy Purple Sage)
AU where Lex is only of High School age. Lionel sends Lex, who has been thrown out of every decent school, to exile in Smallville, but instead of being in charge of the plant he's at the high school with Clark etc. Teenage Angst and a Relationship ensues. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex buys an old Plymouth Fury '58, named Christine.... (Hint... Stephen King) (kira-nerys)
Write a story about Clark and Lex through the 'eyes' of something else. Through the 'eyes' of the Luthor Manor, or through the eyes of one of Lex's cars or something like that (kira-nerys)
Lex is very dominant. (kira-nerys)
Clark learns that his people usually have two partners. One of each gender. (kira-nerys)
Lex is severely hurt in an accident. He only trusts Clark to help him out (kira-nerys)
Clark is too afraid to tell Lex how he feels, so he starts sending anonymous gifts and love-letters to Lex. (kira-nerys)
AU Clark and Lex never became lovers in Smallville, for various reasons. Clark never became Superman, but took over the farm after Jonathan. Fifteen years later, Lex returns to Smallville and the feelings they had for each other come into fruition. (kira-nerys)
Clark's sexual ... equipment ... is different enough from a regular humans to make him avoid sexual relations, but Lex is more persistant than most. (kira-nerys)
Lana dies (of natural causes), and Clark needs comfort. He turns to Lex (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex are together, or get together, but they all think the other's in it just for the sex. Is that true? (kira-nerys)
Lex overhears a conversation between Clark and someone else and misunderstands. He thinks that Clark doesn't like him. Lex gets really depressed. (kira-nerys)
Clark starts having wet dreams about Lex that are so vivid, he can't get them off his mind in broad daylight. And Lex looks like he hasn't slept in days (kira-nerys)
Write a story containing several different kinds of sex. One scene with Vanilla (very soft and romantic sex) one scene with a kink (of your own choice) and one with rough sex. How you tie them together and make it all work, is all up to you. (kira-nerys)
It's been a year. How do Lex and Clark
celebrate their anniversary? (Jezebel the Temptress)
What if the meteors had given Lana the chance to be a real fairy princess who could grant wishes. She grants a wish for Lex or Clark to get them together. Lana should be nice. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Someone notices Clark wearing an obviously expensive piece of jewellery, engraved/ embossed/with a pendant with a miniature duplicate of Alexander the Great's breastplate, (who would give him that, I wonder?) and asks him about it. (Please don't make it Jonathan or Martha, if at all possible; that's a little too obvious for me. If that's how the story works for you, that's fine.)(TaleWeaver)
Everyone at the Daily Planet knows that Clark Kent is the long-time lover of a wealthy and powerful man, but he won't say who. Two members of the Daily planet staff make a bet over who can find out his identity. Bonus points, Clark gets a visit at the Planet from Chloe, Pete, Lana, or Whitney who obviously knows the answer. Optional: If it's Chloe, get her to refer to him as 'Sexy'; I can just see her calling him 'sexy lexy' (TaleWeaver)
Write a story called "The Wrong Side of the Track" where Lex and Clark have problems because their backgrounds are so different. (kira-nerys)
Well, we all know Lex is rich and can afford to have people come from the city to train him or whatever (ex. Heike). What happens when Clark walks in on Lex being disciplined? Think whole BDSM slave/Master scene. (MidKnight)
Challenge is to write a fic inspired by these words:
Give me just a second and I'll be alright Surely one more moment cannot break my heart. Give 'til tomorrow and I'll be ok. Just another day and then I'll hold you tight. If only I can get though this. Gotta help me get through this
Gotta Get Thru This by Daniel Bedinfield. (Paranoid One)
When Lex visits Metropolis and goes out he overhears someone he knows talking about him. Mentioning how Lex is 'slumming' nowadays, hanging out with 'white trash' What does he do about it? (Willing Prey)
Lex hides from his father. He makes ends meet by performing at a drag club. Clark is dragged to the bar by friends and recognizes Lex. (Boji)
Clark decides to reinvent himself for the coming school year, Lex likes the new Clark. Bonus points for Lex using the line. "How can you improve on perfection?" (Jezebel the Temptress)
Clark comes into contact with blue meteorite, and it turns him into a woman - permanently. Lex (who is not gay in this particular scenario) falls in love with the female Clark. (Christine)
After Zero, Lex needs some comfort. (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex are in a planecrash in the Jungle (Henry Jones Jr)
Lex and Clark go fishing together. Lex in the wilderness is a strange concept for both of them. (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark get married. (kira-nerys)
Clark's highschool has a charity auction and Clark's one of the items for sale. Lex buys him for a ridiculous amount of money. (reverses another challenge I found online - kira-nerys)
After Shimmer, Lex finds an amount of the substance that made Jeff invisible. What does he use it for? (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex have had a good life together, but Lex is old, and Clark knows he'll be alone soon. (kira-nerys)
What does Lex choose to do to/about Lionel at the end of Tempest? What are the consequences? (kira-nerys)
Lex finds out Clark's secrets. (kira-nerys)
Incorporate the following sentence in a story: "A Luthor doesn't take it up the ass, Clark," Lex snarled. (kira-nerys)
After Jitters, when Clark sees Lex and Lionel "hug" and notices Lex look at him, he gets on the clue-bus. (kira-nerys)
Lex removes Lana from the equation. (kira-nerys)
Clark walks in on Lex as he takes care of business so to speak. (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark are caught having sex. Lex is put on trial for statutory rape. (kira-nerys)
Lionel Luthor finds out that Clark and Lex have a sexual relationship. What happens? (kira-nerys)
Clark finds out that the reason Jonathan hates Lionel so much is that they had a relationship, and Jon goes ballistic when he finds out that Clark is in love with Lex. (kira-nerys)
Lex paints, is very good at it as everything else he puts a mind to do, and he wants Clark to pose for him - in the nude.  (kira-nerys)
Clark asks Lex to wear Jeans or Leather pants. Lex is intrigued. (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex have sex in public. Where - and do they get away with it? (kira-nerys)
Lex and Clark have sex in the air, and no, I'm not talking about an airplane (kira-nerys)
Clark finds Lex crying/laughing/hysterical. That takes something really bad... so, what's wrong? (kira-nerys)
Lex is actually gay/bi, but was raped just before he ended up in Smallville, and has trouble with the guy-sex thing. Clark knows how to help, of course. (kira-nerys)
Lex wants Clark to choose between him and being Superman. (kira-nerys)
In the future, Clark realizes that if he had told Lex how much he loved him/wanted him, the future would not have turned out like Cassandra saw it. He finds a way to go back in time. (Scarlet)
What if Lex had pulled Clark down for a kiss after being resurrected in Smallville? Blame it on oxygen deprivation? (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex watch TV, and talk about sexy people, and Lex makes an offhand remark about finding some guy very sexy. (kira-nerys)
Clark stumbles across gay fiction on the 'net. The author calls himself 'Alexander the Great'. Something more than the name makes Clark suspect that the author is Lex. (kira-nerys)
Lex finds Clark's diary at the loft. (kira-nerys)
What if it had been Lex instead of Lana in Nicodemus? Lex strip-tease a requirement! (kira-nerys)
Nixon follows through with his threat to expose Clark with his "auction". (Henry Jones Jr)
A Luthor/Kent Very Special Christmas - extended family. Established relationship. (Henry Jones Jr)
Clark walks in on Lex, who's watching porn. The star has a remarkable resemblence to our favorite farmboy. (Lady Angel)
Remember the bat impression and straight jacket from "Zero"?  Lex LIKED that. (Creed Cascade)
Somehow, Lex gets Clark's super powers. He uses them to get who he wants... Clark of course! (Creed Cascade)
Lex owns a castle right? What castle isn't complete without a dungeon. Find it, use it, abuse it and have fun. (Creed Cascade)
Lex flashes Clark that casual, sexy, dismissive smirk once too often and learns that "Virgin" does not mean "Submissive".(Marag)
We know from canon that the meteors "cured" a lot of what ails Lex, but how else did they change his metabolism? (Marag)
Lana dumps Whitney and suddenly Lex realises that he has serious competition for Clarks affections. (Marag)
AU-scenario. Clark's a rent boy and Lex is on the prowl. (MIdKnight)
Remember that truck from the pilot? I suggest somehow, you get Lex and Clark into the back of it to lose Clark's virginity. (Creed Cascade)
Lana decides to corner Clark (sexually). Clark runs like the wind... right to Lex. (kira-nerys steals Creed's challenge <G>)
It's canon that Lex went to boarding school in the UK. What if it wasn't a nightmare and he made friends. Friends that stayed with him into adulthood. Friends from wealthy backgrounds who travel and who, fed up and seriously curious as to why Lex is turning down invitations to spend his summer with them in Europe (playing Polo? Sailing? Yacht hopping?) they come to Smallville to see the attraction? What if one of them (probably a girl) sees the lustful looks that the boys share, thinks that they're an item and begins to treat Clark as if he were Lex's boyfriend. What if upon discovering that they're not involved she then agrees to help Clark ensnare Lex? (Boji)
What if Lex's past/lover comes to town and wants him back? What if he sees a clueless Clark as the competition and Clark decides to get on the clue bus? (Boji)
What if Lex accidently (and I do mean that) stumbles on Clark and Chloe making out at a/the lake/pond and overhears a conversation about the fact that Clark is evidently not as into it as Chloe is. What if a swim drenched Clark stumbles off home only to stumble into Lex? (Boji)
What if a talent scout for a modelling agency is driving through Smallville (on his way to God knows where) and spots Clark. What if he offers him a contract that would solve the family financial problems. What if Jonathan went ballistic at the lifestyle he thought the job would entail. What if Lex talked his way into the first photo shoot? And a nervous wooden Clark who was useless in front of the camera was suddenly beauty and seduction personified? (Boji)
Martha organizes a charity golf match, she talks Lex into sponsorship. Lex agrees with the stipulation that Clark acts as his caddy. Naturally, CLex has to practice their putting on the greens before the big match. Lex hits a hole-in-one, etc. (C.Roxane)
Chloe and Lex (or Lex and Lana, but preferably Chloe and Lex) become friends and start to spend alot of time together, knowing that Clark will be jealous, but they consider it payback for Clark being so damn clueless about their feelings for him. Of course Clark and Lex end up together, but Chloe is soo over Clark. Your choice as to who her new love interest is. (Wicked Belle)
Chloe and Lana are good friends in this scenario. They notice the vibes between Clark and Lex and decide to get them together. (Wicked Belle)
Take one Lex Luthor. Add drag. Add freezer pops. Add one Clark Kent. "Shaken, not stirred." (Kitura)
Lex gives Clark driving lessons in one of his cool cars. (kira-nerys)
When Lex was a kid, he nearly drowned. Since then he hasn't learned to swim, and Clark finds out, insists that Lex learns how. (kira-nerys)
An AU: Krypton blew up, but a small group of people managed to escape.  they come to Earth, searching for the "last NOBLE son of Krypon".  In other words, Clark's their king. (Lady Angel)
Contrary to popular belief, Lex is actually a virgin when it comes to other males. Clark is the first to cause him to want to explore the HoYay. (Henry Jones Jr)
There's a new stalker in town. only they're not fixated on Lex or Lana, rather on Clark. What happens? (Lady Angel)
Men In Black in Smallville specifically to register/find Clark. Bonus if the neuralyzer doesn't work on Lex for meteor reasons. (Henry Jones Jr)
Lex invites Clark over for a late night booty call, unbeknownst to Clark, Lex has 'acquired' some green meteor rock laced ropes for the occasion. (Christine)
Clark is involved in a school project, where he has to be literally tied with a rope around the ankle to another person for a week during Spring Break. Lex is his partner. (Henry Jones Jr)
Incorporate this sentence in a fic: "It's easy to fly, just throw yourself at the ground and miss." (Hergerbabe)
Lex finds out that Clark has lied to him and he's not happy. (kira-nerys)
Clark meets Lex at a club. Chin drops when he notices Lex's attire. By mistake he introduces his friend as "Lex Leather"... (Scarlet)
What if Lex and Clark got 'removed' from the Matrix? eg The truth is out there, and The Matrix is real, but how would Lex and Clark survive in the Real World? (Kitura)
Lex comes across some Violet Kryptonite. Suddenly there are two of him. Clark catches them in 69. (Amy)
What if the football team did more to Clark than merely strip him down and tie him up in that cornfield? (TJ)
Clark comes out to his parents.  Jonathan takes it badly.  Very badly. (TJ)
Lex is sometimes very insecure on the show. How about he pretends to have lost all his money, just to see if Clark will still be his friend. (kira-nerys)
Alright, we've all read stories were Jonathan finds out about Clark and Lex and gets pissy, but what if Jonathan actually liked the idea? (Christine)
What if Lex had this obsession or fetish for licking things? And I don't mean lolli pops. (Christine)
X-over idea: Put Lex and Clark in the way distant future. I'm thinking onboard the 'lost' ship of Voyager from Star Trek: Voyager. (Christine)
Clark writes slashfic, but hasn't shown anyone his work. Lex 'accidentally' finds some, reads it and gets an idea of seducing his friend. (Christine)
Clark and Lex go to an amusementpark together and one of the boys suggests the love-boat/tunnel in jest. The other accepts it. (kira-nerys)
An all dialogue NC-17 sex scene. (kira-nerys)
Clark's parents die in an accident. Lex takes care of him. (kira-nerys)
Write the final scene of the final episode of Smallville, in your perfect world.(TaleWeaver)
Lex is home alone and decides to call a 1-900 number. Much to his surprise, Clark answers. (Christine)
Clark finds Lex and Lionel having sex. How does Lex explain what's going on and how does Clark help Lex get out of the situation? Challenge reply should not 'romanticize' or excuse incest in any way. Angst, but happy end. (kira-nerys)
Clark gets a tattoo that has something to do with Lex. It can't be Lex's name or a Luthorcorp logo or anything like that. How does he manage to get a tattoo? (Cassiopeia)
What if Clark were to strip for Lex? Bonus points to anyone who can pull that off as a First Time story... (kira-nerys)
What if Martha Kent is a Andrew Lloyd Webber fan and Clark has grown up listening to Phantom of the Opera, but has never seen it. Lex ends up with two tickets to the show in Metropolis. Fun ensues. (MidKnight)
Clark walks into the mansion only to find Lex passed out, barely wearing a pair of black vinyl pants, and handcuffed to his desk. Discuss what happens next and what happened before. (MIdKnight)
Clark, Lex at a rockconcert. It's very crowded. One of the boys gets pressed up against the other very closely and hidden truths are revealed. Maybe even some nookie in public?? (kira-nerys)
Lex, as Landowner in the area, decides to call in his droit de seigneur, and wants Clark. (Jezebel the Temptress)
It's "Go to work with..." day at the high school and rather than follow his Dad, who he helps at work every day, Clark asks Lex. During the day something happens that brings the pair together sexually...bonus points for sex on a photocopier or in a stock room. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lana is pregnant. She swears Clark is the father. He's not as he and Lana have never even kissed so why is she convinced Clark's the father? Can be either a first time CLex or an Established Relationship. (TJ)
Clark makes the first move. Lex is reluctant but Clark manages to convince him that a relationship is a good thing (kira-nerys)
AU: Lex is the Next 'Pharaoh' of earth and has the powers of the elements. Clark is a slave. (with his powers) How does Clark becomes Lex's slave, and do they live happily-ever-after? Must have NC-17 part and Lionel nice to Lex throughout the story (Tempest Angel)
Established relationship. For some unknown reason, Lex can't keep his hands and other body parts to himself. No matter where they go, what they're doing or who they're with, Lex always winds up boinking Clark. Of course, even Clark has his limits. (Think chaffed, worn out and sore) (Christine)
Lex and Clark have been married for a long time. They have settled into routines. But what kind of routines? They have also gotten themselves a pet. What kind? Incorporate said pet into your story. (kira-nerys)
Write a story where Clark and Lex (as well as the rest of the world).are cat-humanoids.  (Christine)
In an Alternate Universe, Clark ended up with the Luthor family and grew up with Lex. (kira-nerys)
What if there was some reason other than love or lust for the boys' relationship, some mystical force bringing them together. What the force is and why it exists is up to you but how do they cope when they find out they truly were destined to be together? (Jezebel the Temptress)
Write a story about Clark and Lex through the eyes of someone else. Your choice who this someone is. (kira-nerys)
Clark goes to Lex for dating advice ... with men. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Write a story where Clark uses sexual favours to get something he wants from Lex. What he wants and how he gets it is up to you... (Jezebel the Temptress)
The Talon sponsors the kissing booth and Lex and Lana are the kissees...Clark gets some courage and kisses Lex. (Kerri)
Lex or Clark gets a crack on the head and
wakes up thinking that Clark and Lex are lovers. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Clark and Lex finally tell each other how they feel, but the first time they act upon their feelings, they're interrupted, (Just like Clark on the show gets interrupted all the time with Lana and Chloe.) The second time is the same and the third and so on and so on. Lex gets impatient. What does he do to keep Clark in his bed? (kira-nerys)
Clark and Lex are accidently locked in Lex's winecellar one weekend. Clark can't use his superpowers to get them out because Lex is watching. They end up drinking fine wine and get to know each other much better in every sense of the word. Extra points for giggly Lex and Clark scene. (Lillian)
Clark has to sing "I touch myself" To Lex. There have to be people around. Where they are, or why he has to do this is up to you. (Cassiopeia)
A freak of the week kills Smallville high's science (or economics) teacher and Lex offers to fill in to be closer to Clark. (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex told us he would do anything to protect his friends but what lengths would he go to in order to protect Clark? (Jezebel the Temptress)
Lex is a rock superstar who escapes to Smallville to recuperate from a grueling tour. Meets Clark, falls in love and seduces him. You can take or leave Jonathan's reactions but the leather pants someone mentioned are a MUST Lex flashing the/any audience (a la Ewan McGregor) is optional. (Boji)
A story from the point of view of Clark and
Lex's child/children. (Jezebel the Temptress)
X-over challenge (Buffy): Lex is under William the Bloody's protection for some reason or other. During a visit to Smallville (which is about as weird as the Hellmouth anyway) Spike sees the way Lex looks at Clark and decides to play cupid. (kira-nerys)
Use the line "I fuck women for business. I fuck men for pleasure" in a fic. Your choice who says the line. (Jezebel the Temptress)
What if it was Lionel  that died when Lex was 12/13? What would a Lex that was raised by Lillian (and Pamela too, probably) be like? Would he still meet Clark the same way? And how would he be changed? (TaleWeaver)
Clark goes against everything that he has ever been taught by his parents and kills someone to protect the man he loves. How does Lex react and what are the consequences of Clark's actions on the rest of his life. (Jezebel the Temptress)
What if Lex had been sent to Smallville by his father to investigate the strange goings on, and he made friends with Clark to try and find out his story. They fall in love, but then Clark discovers why Lex is there and feels betrayed. (hergerbabe)
Futurefic, Lex has an accident and loses parts of his memory. he thinks he and Clark are still best friends... (Hergerbabe)
Write a fic with the title of a Buffy episode - try to be unique, and not limit yourself to easy ones like 'The Body' and 'The Gift'. Try a little harder, like 'Inca Mummy Girl', or 'The Zeppo'. (Beloved Plank)
Clark and Lex' first kiss - and only a kiss (Jezebel)
It's Lex's birthday and what he asks for is one day where he can spoil Clark rotten. Jonathan reluctantly agrees. (kira-nerys)
Lex is terribly controlled (as in - won't let go, won't lose it) in bed. What does Clark do to drive Lex out of his mind? (kira-nerys)