TITLE: Improvisation
AUTHOR: Titti
PAIRING: C/L
RATING: NC-17
FEEDBACK: titti_adriano@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: Alas, they are not mine.
SUMMARY: Clark and Lex are having sex, or are they?
NOTES: Part of the Clex Fuh-Q Fest: An all dialogue NC-17 sex scene.
ARCHIVING: The Clex Fuh-Q Fest Archive, and my site. Anyone else just ask.

IMPROVISATIONI
by Titti

"I don't like this game, Lex."

"Well, it's my turn tonight and I get to choose."

"I never tied you up."

"Oh stop whining, Clark. You're bound by silk ties, for God's sake. You can get out at any time."

"I don't like the blindfold."

"It still amazes me how you can pout like a toddler when you look so sinful, tied up in my bed, blindfolded, legs spread and ready to be fucked."

"Leeeeex."

"Yes, Clark."

"Stop teasing me and touch me."

"Oh, I couldn't. You're so innocent and pure. And you don't like this game, remember Clark?"

****

"Stop growling, Clark."

"Start touching me, Lex. Please"

"You're so arousing when you beg. Where do you want me to touch you? Tell me where Clark. Tell me exactly what you want me to do."

"Anywhere *pant* everywhere *sigh* Please, please, please."

"Oh well, if I must." Dramatic pause.

*grunt* *groan* *scream*

"Ahhhhhh!"

~*~CK~*~LL~*~

Two very clothed men looked at each other and began laughing hysterically. Lex was holding his stomach while Clark had tears in his eyes.

Chloe shook her head. "You two are so childish."

"Hey, you're the one that challenged us to write bad porn." Clark looked outraged at the accusation that he was childish. Lex would vouch that he could be very mature when necessary. He hadn't killed Lionel yet, had he?

"I said improvise a plausible conversation between you two. I doubt you've discussed kinky sex." Chloe rolled her eyes. Clark blushed.

"Perhaps, you are just afraid that you won't be able to do yours, Ms. Sullivan," Lex teased.

"Ah, I'm hundred times better than you two." Chloe got up and began pacing.

"Clark, there is something important I have to tell you," she said trying to imitate Lex's timbre, but failing. However, the intense stare was a dead ringer.

"You know you can tell me anything, Lex. You're my friend." She batted her eyes prettily and threw back her head to move an imaginary lock of hair that had fallen over her eyes.

She spun around and became Lex again. "Well, you're the only one who accepts me for who I am and not for my name. I've come to realize that you're important to me."

Chloe jumped to the other side and fluffed her hair even more. "Lex, what…what are you trying to say?"

Another jump, she straighten her clothes, checked her posture, and stretched a hand toward the imaginary Clark. "I guess what I want you to know is…" sigh. "You mean so much to me, much more than a friend. I love you, Clark. I'm in love with you."

She turned around slowly, pinched her cheeks to get the blush. "Lex, I can't believe this. I love you so much. I was afraid to tell you."

Chloe turned and faced the two men. She stared at them expectantly. Clark and Lex were looking at her speechless, mouths open like fish gaping for air.

Lex was the first to recover. "And you think that's a possible discussion between us?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Chloe snickered. "Oh, I know it's possible. We're just taking bets on when it'll happen. Lana, Pete and even Whitney have all picked their time frame. I even got your mom to bet," she told Clark.

"You're kidding, right? Chloe tell me you didn't tell my mother that I want Lex," Clark was panicking.

"Is the idea of being with me so horrendous?" Lex asked casually.

Clark closed his eyes for a moment. "No, Lex, it's just…Would you want to discuss your sex life with your father?"

"First, we don't have a sex life. And two, my father knows more about my sex life than myself. I don't remember a few years, but I'm sure he has a thick file with photos and phone numbers." Lex's voice didn't betray any emotion, but Clark could see the sadness in Lex's eyes.

"I'm sorry." Clark sat on the couch next to Lex and put a hand on Lex's thigh. Chloe looked on with an amused smile.

"It's fine, Clark." Lex smiled softly. "I don't think you should be worried about the bet. We both know that we're just friends."

Clark looked at Chloe who mouthed 'just tell him'. "Well, we are friends, but…"

Lex raised his head and stared at the blushing boy. "Clark?"

"I have feelings for you that I don't have for Pete." Clark hoped that it would be clear enough.

Chloe cleared her throat. "Okay, my job here is done. I won the bet and I can leave."

Lex began laughing. "That's sneaky and manipulative, Ms. Sullivan. I like it."

Chloe smirked and bowed. She went to Lex's desk and picked up her purse. "Ta ta, boys," she said waiving her hand, before leaving.

Clark couldn't make the blush go away, but found enough courage to speak. "So…Do we have to go through Chloe's script?"

Lex pulled him closer and kissed him. Lex's tongue brushed over his bottom lip and he opened in mouth in response. Lex continued his attack tasting and discovering every part of Clark's mouth. When he finally let go, he curled a lip and said, "I think we can go directly to the bondage scenario."

END