Title:  Fun With Fruit

Author: Jinx

Fandom: Smallville

CLFF: Wave VII
Pairing: Clark/Lex

Rating: R

Series: No damned way.

Summary: Fruit = Sex… Hey! It’s been known to happen!

Beta:  Thanks to HC—you rule!

Date: January 4, 2004

 

 

 

Fun With Fruit

By Jinx

 

 

 

"Clark," Lex looked up from his paperwork. "Why is there a banana in my coffee cup?"

 

Clark, who was now on the other side of the room, raised his eyes to the ceiling, desperately trying not to laugh.

 

“Clark?”

 

“Hmm?” Clark answered, still not looking at Lex, feigning great interest in the pool cues lined up against the wall.

 

“Is there something you’re trying to tell me?” Lex asked, amusement filling his voice.

 

Clark turned and stood in front of the pool table, reaching down and taking two balls from the felt.  Rolling them in the palm of one hand like a pair of Chinese meditation balls, he raised innocent green eyes to Lex.  “I’m not sure I know what you mean.”

 

Lex stood slowly, removing the long, thick, yellow fruit from his thankfully empty coffee cup.

 

Locking his eyes with Clark’s, making sure he had the younger man’s complete and undivided attention, Lex slowly peeled the skin away from the banana while moving around the desk.

 

Clark’s eyes instantly widened, changing from the innocent who-me expression to one of immediate, intense lust.  His mouth dropped open as Lex slowly raised the now bare fruit to his lips and leisurely slid it into his mouth, pink lips sensuously slipping down, around, and over the light yellow flesh, cheeks hollowing as the fruit slid in and out of Lex’s mouth.

 

The sound of pool balls crashing to the floor reverberated throughout the room and Lex blinked lazily as Clark instantly appeared in front of him, invading his personal space by practically standing on top of him; Clark’s groin pressing Lex against the desk.

 

Lex slowly dragged the banana out of his mouth until only the tip remained inside.  Not breaking eye contact, Lex pinched his lips closed, snipping the tip of the banana off, sucking on it until he was able to swallow.

 

He watched as Clark’s eyes widened more and a high-pitched squeal squeaked from his lover’s throat.  Clark was breathing through both his nose and mouth, panting like he’d just run a marathon (around the Milky Way), nostrils flaring.

 

Lex arched an eyebrow and bit back a grin as he watched Clark watch him swallow.

 

“Clark?” Lex asked, tapping the banana against his bottom lip, gliding it deliberately over pale pink lips.  “Was there something you were trying to tell me?”  Lex opened his mouth to slide the banana back in when he was suddenly hoisted up in strong arms and zipped through the mansion at break-neck speeds.

 

The next Lex was aware, he found himself bouncing on the bed, clothing tossed to the four corners of the room, and the banana nowhere to be seen.

 

A naked Clark had him caged to the bed, knees on either side of his thighs, palmed hands pinned to each side of Lex’s head.

 

Lex smirked as he stared up at his boyfriend.  “I take that as a ‘yes’.”

 

Clark growled and buried his face in the curve of Lex’s throat, sucking the blood to the surface over his pulse point.

 

Lex grasped Clark’s wrists as he threw his head back, baring his neck to his lover’s mouth, body arching, demanding the feel of his lover’s touch.

 

“Oh god, yes, Clark!  More!”

 

Clark obliged by running his lips and tongue across Lex’s throat, sucking a ring of love bites from one pulse point to the other.  By the time Clark reached the other side of Lex’s neck, Lex was shaking like a tree in a tornado, hands attempting to gain purchase on Clark’s sides, fingernails sliding down the impenetrable flesh.

 

“Clark, PLEASE!”

 

Clark answered by removing his tongue and lips from Lex’s skin and looking menacingly down upon his lover.

 

“CLARK, you bastard!  Don’t stop!”

 

Clark’s eyes darkened, sending shivers down Lex’s spine, goose pimples quickly decorated Lex’s pale flesh.  He leaned down; soft, wet lips barely touching Lex and warm breath, blowing softly in his ear.  “I have no intention of stopping, Lex,” Clark growled. 

 

If Lex hadn’t been so close to the edge, he would have been able to retain the last ounce of control he normally possessed at times like these.  But unfortunately for him, when Clark was involved, control got tossed to the four corners of the bedroom, much like his clothes had earlier; and the mere sound of Clark’s lust-filled voice had him coming like a teenager losing his virginity.

 

When Lex finally returned from his orbit of the universe, he was faced with a very smug, very horny, very HOT lover, grinning down on him.

 

“I hate you,” Lex whispered casually, voice a bit gravelly.  Hmm, scream much, Alexander? Lex half-heartily berated himself.  But there was no heat in the words thanks to post coital haze and the hope that he was about to get fucked within an inch of his life.

 

Clark grinned and leaned down, hot breath breathing into Lex’s mouth in a sensual, sexual, naked version of CPR.

 

“I love you, too,” Clark breathed, nipping Lex’s bottom lip, sucking and teething the soft flesh.

 

Lex was about to speak when Clark, keeping his eyes locked with Lex’s, leaned back down and away, face hovering over Lex’s damp groin.  Lex snapped his mouth shut and felt his dick attempting to harden.  And with Clark’s warm breath mere centimeters away from said dick, it certainly wouldn’t be a shock if Lex were ready sooner rather than later.  But sooner came sooner than even Lex thought as he felt Clark slowly drag his tongue up from Lex’s bellybutton to the center of his chest.  This was repeated several more times, making sure to remove all traces of Lex’s come from his chest.

 

When Clark had finished, he crawled up and knelt over a quivering Lex, palmed hands on either side of Lex’s head and knees straddling Lex’s hips; dark, thick cock leaking pre-come over Lex’s groin.

 

“Clrg,” Lex’s hoarse voice attempted, much to Clark’s amused smile and laughing eyes. 

 

Clearing his throat, Lex tried again.  “Clark.”

 

Clark silently answered by raising an eyebrow.

 

Lex tossed his head back as much as he could while lying on a bed, silently beckoning Clark to come closer as though he were going to tell Clark a secret.

 

Intrigued, Clark lowered his head, turning his head to the side to allow Lex to whisper what he wanted to say.

 

“FUCK ME!” Lex screamed in Clark’s ear, startling the other man into nearly flinging himself off the bed backwards.  Clark regained his balance easily enough and scowled down at his lover.

 

“You little…” Clark trailed off, but his eyes said more than words would ever be able to express.  Those wide, green-irised, dialated-pupiled eyes said, ‘you asked for it’.

 

And Lex grinned.

 

*_*_*_*_*_*

 

Several hours and a sore asshole later, Lex peeled open a sleep-heavy, but extremely satisfied blue eye… the eye that currently wasn’t being squashed against Clark’s chest.  He was lying on his left side glued down Clark’s right, right leg tossed over Clark’s and right hand buried in the depths of Clark’s thick dark hair.  His mouth was partially opened and attached just below a brownish-pink nipple.

 

Life could NOT be better than this!

 

He shifted just a bit as he realized that there was something sticky down by his left calf.  But not wanting to move very much, he just shifted his leg and cuddled closer to Clark’s body.

 

Unfortunately, the ‘stickiness’ followed his movement.  Frowning, he raised his head just enough to see what it could be and groaned when he saw half of a rather smashed banana resting against his leg.

 

“Mgh,” he moaned as he dropped his head back down to its resting place.  The movement was enough to cause Clark to groan and move, rolling over and wrapping his arms around Lex’s body, pulling him close so that the two men were not only chest to chest, but groin to groin and thigh to thigh; their lower legs intertwined. 

 

Lex would have been content with the new arrangement if a certain smashed yellow fruit hadn’t followed along and rested its sticky self against his leg.

 

Fuck.

 

Lex narrowed his eyes and thought about just kicking it away from him and off the bed when an evil little light went off in his equally evil little head and he grinned… well, evilly.

 

He managed to move his leg enough to back kick the banana far enough up the bed so that it hit him just below his butt.  Then, removing one of his arms from around Clark, he reached around and behind him to snag the squashed fruit. 

 

Bringing it up and holding it just above their bodies, Lex very sweetly, very tenderly brushed his lips across Clark’s sleep-slacked lips.  “Cla-ark,” Lex’s sing-song voice was barely a whisper.

 

“Mmm,” Clark moaned, a soft smile curving his mouth in sleep.

 

Lex brushed his lips against Clark’s again.  “Cla-ark,” he repeated softly, lightly kissing the corners of Clark’s mouth.

 

Clark slowly started waking, smiling with his eyes still closed.

 

Lex knew what was to come next and he tensed slightly, waiting for his one opportunity.

 

Clark slowly began stretching his body, and at the same time, his mouth opened wide for his morning yawn.

 

Lex took his chance and crammed the soggy banana into Clark’s mouth.

 

Wide green eyes snapped open in shock before quickly narrowing with retribution.  However, by the time getting even crossed Clark’s mind, Lex was already off the bed and on the other side of the room, laughing his ass off.

 

“You little fucker!” Clark cursed, spitting out the disgusting mess and springing from the bed.  He was across the room and pinning Lex to the wall faster than it took for the words to be voiced.

 

Lex knew what Clark’s reaction would be and didn’t even try to escape.  He was laughing too hard to even try.

 

“I’m s-sorry, C-Cl-Clark,” Lex sputtered.  “I could-couldn’t resist!”  Tears beaded up in Lex’s eyelashes and a tear strayed down the corner of one eye.  “I-I’m s-sorry,” Lex apologized again, letting his head fall against Clark’s chest and allowing his laughter to consume him.

 

Clark looked on with amusement and continued to hold Lex up against the wall, letting his lover’s humor run its course before exacting his revenge.

 

Several minutes passed before Lex was even able to lift his head from Clark’s chest; blue eyes had become red-rimmed and tear-stained and sparkling with more mirth than Clark had seen from Lex in several months.

 

Suddenly, Clark didn’t have the heart to get revenge… at least not right then and there.  It would wait for another time.  Clark smirked knowingly.

 

Finally, Lex looked up at Clark, face flushed with humor.

 

“Are you done?” Clark asked incredulously.

 

Lex pressed his lips together in a pathetic attempt not to crack up again and nodded his head.

 

“Are you sure?” Clark asked suddenly serious while pressing himself up against his lover, letting the other man feel his erection.

 

Lex’s eyes widened and all traces of humor fled his face to be replaced by lust and want and need… and love.

 

Lex raised his arms to wrap around Clark’s neck, nose instantly pressed to Clark’s throat.  “I love you,” he muttered, darting the tip of his tongue out to draw patterns on Clark’s jaw.

 

Clark carefully lifted Lex up, cradling the other man carefully in his arms and moving them to the bed.  “I love you, too,” Clark answered, nuzzling the crown of Lex’s head.

 

While Lex was busy sucking on his throat, Clark calculatingly positioned Lex over the bed at just the right angle and dropped his arms, causing Lex to fall ass-first on the spat out banana.

 

Some say the howl was heard as far away as Metropolis.

 

 

 

The End

 





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