Author: kira-nerys
Title: Not Uhura
Rating: PG
Pairing: K/S, Uhura
Summary: No way, no how, says Kirk!
Note: For Stephen’s Bad Title Challenge
Feedback: kira at kardasi dot com

Not Uhura

Kirk watched his tall friend standing under the mistletoe, and in the corner of his eye, he could see Uhura moving purposefully toward Spock.

“Nuh-uh,” Kirk said to himself and lengthened his stride. No way, no how would he ever let Uhura get her well-manicured nails into Spock. There just wasn’t any chance in hell that he would let that happen.

“Spock,” Kirk said as he reached the Vulcan, holding a glass of eggnog. “You’ve been on the ship long enough to know certain things about humans, haven’t you?” he said.

“Indeed,” Spock said, tilting his head to the side quizzically.

“Well then,” Kirk said, put his glass on the table next to them, grabbed the collar of his first officer’s tunic, pulled the Vulcan’s head down, and planted a decisive kiss on the warm, surprisingly soft, lips.

“Jim,” Spock said hoarsely, with a positively wicked glint in his eyes. “I thought you would never come."

“Never thought ...?”

Kirk threw a glance over his shoulder, just in time to see Uhura make thumbs up to Spock and smile wickedly.

“Why, you sneaky little Vulcan!”

“Indeed,” Spock admitted. “But that is why you ... love me, is it not?”

END