Author: kira-nerys
Title: Chekov That!
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Summary: A slip of the tongue isn’t always a bad thing ...
Note: For Stephen’s Bad Title Challenge
Feedback: kira at kardasi dot com

Chekov That!

Kirk was standing next to his first officer, waiting for Spock to decide what he wanted to do. They had several options actually, but none that Kirk was really interested in. All he truly wanted to do was to get laid – preferably with Spock. But since his first officer most likely wouldn’t take to that idea, he’d reluctantly agreed to allow Spock to decide how they would spend their shore leave.

“I believe I would enjoy a visit to the Risean Aquatic Garden,” Spock said pointing at a picture in a brochure he’d been leafing through the last few minutes, while Kirk was eyeing the people walking to and fro on the street.

There were lots of nice looking men and women. Maybe he should just ditch Spock, for an hour or two, get laid. Then meet up with Spock somewhere to spend time with the Vulcan. It really was a pain in the ass when his cock wouldn’t stay soft enough in his pants not to hurt.

“Oh wow, check that ass,” Kirk whistled, without thinking.

There was a young man walking by, and he really did have a very nice ass, but Kirk didn’t usually voice such thoughts aloud. He bit his tongue, and shot a glance at his first officer from the corner of his eye. Looking at the man once again, he noticed that the object in question had turned around. It was Chekov.

“Oups,” Kirk said and felt his cheeks warm.

“On second thought, Captain. I believe we shall forego the Aquatic Gardens,” Spock said, putting a hand on his arm. “I know a beautiful hotel not two hundred yards from here. Would you care to join me?”

If a Vulcan could look lecherous, Spock managed to do just that. Kirk didn’t say anything, but nodded and followed his first officer into a new relationship.

END